Jeepers Creepers

A few weeks ago I fell victim to consumerism and bought an Elf on the Shelf, or, as I lovingly refer to it, "a creepy elf." The only reason I bought one was because I had a coupon code for it. That, and I really enjoyed looking at all the messed up things being done to elves on ElfShaming.com.I could be that f*ed up, riiiight?I named my elf Jeepers, as in Jeepers Creepers. He's a creepy little mofo.One of his first acts of elfishness in my house? Christmas-ifying the dog....more
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