5 Things I Learned By Sending 33 OKCupid Messages

I’ve been pondering timidity in dating a lot, recently.I’m thirty-four years old, and am comfortably set in all the personal and professional endeavors that make living a single life in New York City super rad. But the idea of finding that one person who I want to see every day and like more and more the longer I know him? Yeah, I’d be down with that....more
It took me about 2 years of online dating and a lot of 'WTF?!' moments before I found The One on ...more

How Do You Feel About YOUR Sex Number?

Now we all know that our sex number is just a fact that says little or nothing about who we really are but most of us BELIEVE differently because with numbers come competition and judgement, from within and without. With numbers come allegedly quantifiable standards and comparisons. With fucking numbers, we’re suddenly Susan all Olympic athletes in the bedroom and our scores ARE who we are. What. ...more

To Date or Not to Date

My dating adventures up until now have been quite interesting. It seems any guy who is roughly 25-35 likes to greet you with a picture of his “junk”.  Proceeds to question you like you’re being interrogated, about said junk pics and then tells you that he knows that you really want it....more

Another Disastrous Date

I’m unsure how I forgot about one of my favourite date fails.The Girl.I went on my first girl date. It was very successful.She made me cum. Very impressive. The only other person who has successfully made me cum is my ex-boyfriend.Not one of you boys can manage it. Not a single one. No exceptions.Zero.Woke up in the morning with her, we ordered pizza and watched The L Word on a mattress on the living room floor all day. Gayest day of my life, I loved it....more

Can You Fall For Someone Without a Single Kiss? aka He Was My Edith Wharton

So. I met E. after a completely single summer, being both Ingmar Bergman interior shot and Danny 3.0 forward....more

The Jokes On Me

Christopher Hitchens wrote an article in Vanity Fair in 2007 entitled, "Why Women Aren't Funny." He stated that it's the man's job to be funny and the woman's job to be pretty. He talked about men not wanting to be with a comedic lady because, "they want women as an audience, not as rivals." For a lot of men, humor is the lubrication that eases in the delivery of their package. Personally, I've had a lot of rush deliveries....more

Dating After Divorce Update

It’s been a while since I talked about dating after divorce so I think it’s time to check back in on the subject.While I have written about this topic before, it’s interesting even to me to see how my feelings and viewpoints can change as my son gets older and my experiences pile up....more

Do Your Exes Boomerang Like Mine?

When I write a post in real time versus years later with the keen eye of hind sight, it’s a whole other like out of body experience, dude. Just saying. Because I’m telling you as it happens and really? Who can make this fucking shit up? #notmemanSo. This is my rumination about the approximate 80% return rate of men I’ve spent any amount of time with as well as the final installation of my Danny 3.0 tryptic. Oh, how apropos....more

Note to Self: Great Sex Is NOT Love

You know, it’s so funny to I re-read my copious notes from when I was in the very thick of whatever emotional rodeo I was participating in at the time. It’s very clear to me now how much of a teenager I was in POF years then and how much shit mattered to me. My angst and anxiety meter was never off/ often off the fucking charts. #exhausting ...more

5 Reasons Why You're Still Single and Can't Find A Decent Guy

Whether it’s a question you have pondered over or perhaps have been asked incessantly by every friend, parent, relative and random stranger, it’s one that you would like answered! Being single can be a trying time, especially when we don’t want to be and can’t understand why , so let’s look at 5 possible reasons why you haven’t found The One yet:1: You don’t know your own worth....more