They Call Me the Rain Man of Love.

Today I accidentally rested my hand on a strange man’s behind for about 7 minutes. In my defense, I didn’t know I was doing it and it was very comfortable. Also, there were a billion people on the train and I was using his behind accidentally so as not to fall over every time the train lurched. Yes, I just said “behind.” Anyway, when I finally realized what I’d been doing, I apologized, took it off, fell into him, and then put it back....more