Is there ever really a good time to let your kids listen to Ke$ha?

Apparently some times are better than others. This became apparent when my oldest offspring took control of the musical Bluetooth features on the ole iPhone.  Her hunger for power shot straight to her head and she became Tiesto ... serving it up one morning on the way to preschool drop off. I guess the title kind of gives it away. You all know the song and I claim no personal knowledge on how that one made it onto my phone.<Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy ......>...more

Have you ever put BOTH feet in your mouth

A couple of months ago, I went to my therapist's office but before I proceeded to bore him to death with my "issues", I decided to first use the restroom. For this, a key was required and so, as soon as I walked into the waiting area, I grabbed what I THOUGHT was the key to the LADIES room.   ...more