Confiscating my Doughnut

This morning after I had my annual lady-flower checkup appointment, I decided to stop by the gas station to fill up and grab myself a little treat. After filling up my tank and paying at the pump, I went inside and got myself two donuts and a medium coffee.I stood in the long line, fantasizing about biting into the sugary goodness of my Krispie Kreme and slowly made my way towards the front. There seemed to be some sort of hold up on one of the registers, but I ignored it and huffed the smell of my vanilla flavored coffee....more

embarassed {the 1 day a year i really don't like my husband}

 we finish sentences, we even talk in sync most days.we have the same taste in pretty much everything, except for some recent fashion trends that he has yet to jump on board with... if you were cheesy, or recently had a pms-y weekend watching sleepless in seattle,you might even say we are MFEO.  cause we are. i am the extrovert, he is.... not. ...more
My husband and I would have been that other couple at the party who hadn't dressed up. I lack ...more

My unintentional visual aids at church

About a year after I had my son Joshua, I had finally lost all the weight I gained while being pregnant. To celebrate that last 10 pounds, I went shopping. The following Sunday I pulled out the new skirt I had purchased and I smiled as I put it on. After years of living with my grandma, I had her speech about wearing slips under your skirts or dresses burned in my brain. She told us many times how it was unacceptable not to wear one so I smiled because the skirt bought was lined with a nice silky type material. It was a built-in slip!...more

What's Your Size? An Embarassing Work Story

Working in a dental office is wonderful. I have an extremely lovable, quirky boss. Remember when she bought me a cheesecake and a box of Fairytale Brownies? She's all about doing nice things for her employees. Christmas is no exception, of course, and every year we wonder what gift she's going to give us....more

Pooh... on you

Whilst waiting for a colonoscopy one must do a number of lab tests.  To “do” said lab tests one must collect your... well... your “doo-doo”.  Disgusting... I KNOW! I know this is not conversation that one normally has, and I’m hoping you are all not eating, but collecting these “samples” has it’s challenges and I’m sure is one of those moments that if I were a fly on the wall I would KILL myself laughing at ... well ... myself. 8:00 AMWalk into lab with my lab requisition form.   ...more

Future Hole

I came into the bathroom the other night to help Emily brush her teeth and I see a little jeweled sticker on the left side of her nose. ...more

Phew! I'm not the only woman who hated sex while married.

An article called Married Women Hate Sex caught my attention this morning as I browsed around on momlogic.  Of the 2,500 married women who particpated in this poll, 50% said they found sex either depressing, embarassing or a hassle.  Moreover, 29% said they were just too tired, 26% said they would rather read a book, and 23% had sex only because they wanted their husbands to be happy. ...more
itstrue I totally agree with your last line.  When someone changes in a relationship and doesn't ...more