AD/HD... It's not just for kids anymore!

I don't know if it has to do with age, having kids or just an infinite lack of sleep; but the older I get, the more stupid I become. And it's beginning to be a problem....more

It's a good thing I am NACHO mother!

Okay, so maybe I'm not the best example of fine parenting that the world has to offer; but dammit... We sure do have a good time!...more

This just in: There IS no cure for motherhood, so take it like a man!

It's true what they say, that having children will age you twenty years. Or maybe that was just something I came up with six years ago when I found a couple of gray hairs in my lady places. Yeah, it's real funny.On a good day, I'll get six hours of solid sleep and wake up feeling partially human–but those days are few and far between. One time I woke up and thought I was still asleep. It was awesome. I ate four pancakes and a jar of pickles before I realized I was stuck to my pillow....more

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if cats had thumbs?

The other day, as I was scrolling down the wall of shame on my Facebook page, I stumbled across this Cravendale milk commercial. *Fist bump* (Nice work!) As I sat watching and laughing at the notion of such foolishness, I noticed my cat sitting on the floor beside me....more

I was a slob for an entire day and no one died! (Except my OCD soul and a dust bunny that drank entirely too much beer.)

Every morning, it's the same old routine... I swipe off my iPhone alarm, throw in a pod of coffee, and venture into the dark abyss of a 6-year-old girl. "Wakey, wakey!" I cheer, while kissing the back of her warm little neck, "Time to get up!" But as usual, my kindness is met with a muffled scream and two angry feet pushing me off of the bed.. GET OUT!...more

10 Questions

On Tuesday, I had the privilege of being inspired by a fellow blogger. She goes by E and her blog, A Sign of Life is truly wonderful. Check out her Tuesday post here and read my responses below.What is your favorite word?...more

If you're offended by one of my tweets, please message me and I will change who I am and what I think is funny, just for you!

I've been called everything from obnoxious and rude to a self-righteous bitch–and that's just what my friends say....more

D.S.T. You're a ....

I hate it. I hate it. I. Hate. It.I can’t say that enough times. When Daylight Savings Time ends, I go into depressed mode. Most people are happy, the days are shorter and we get more sleep. Bah Humbug! That’s what I say. It’s B.S. ...more