This is Your Booty Call

I was recently having dinner with friends and we commented how the scandals surrounding presidencies have changed over time. It went from no pot, to not inhaling, to DUIs or I did a little blow. And we laughed about how future pundits towards the middle of the century will be commenting on how strange and secretive the new president must be because she didn't post nude photos of herself on MySpace as a teenager. ...more

If I were trying to get pregnant, I would sign up for the texts then feel annoyed when I ...more