Why I'm Happy I'm Not a First-Time Mom

Awwww!...Isn't that adorable?...How precious!...Oh my god, those are just the BEST!...You'll use that ALL the time!...*squee*...I'm dying from cuteness!... ...more

Where am I and How did I get here?!

There should be a map to Motherhood that hospitals give you when you give birth. Just a little road map, tucked into the bag with the seven free samples of formula and the pink and blue striped hats. It doesn't have to be much, just something that outlines the major points for you. ...more