The Path to Enlightenment Stinks

I'm what you would call an anxious person. High strung, wound tight, bat shit crazy, however you want to describe it, the bottom line is that my life is sometimes ruled by anxiety. On my journey to get my anxiety under control I've tried many things from medication to deep breathing, to working out. Then it hit me. I needed to try yoga. Yes! Yoga would be the answer to all my anxiety issues....more

Lack of Utilities

Our Undisclosed location got torn down in July. JULY. The Atlantic City Electric people NEVER came out with a utility pole so the workers could get stuff done: they had to resort to generators. Now we are shoveling that under the rug because we are waiting and waiting for the electric service to get installed.Did I mention there is a Nor’Easter due today and tomorrow? And as far as the gas men go, well, we have a ton of flags on the site: if that means they’ve been there, sweet: if not, it’ll be time to play the waiting game yet again. ...more

I thought it was gas....swear

I thought it was gas…swearI had an interesting last Friday.  I took the day off.  Went to salon for a re-gingerfication.  Ran errands.  MAGICAL.I got home and tried to take a quick nap.  I couldn’t.  I COULDN’T TAKE A NAP.  Clue #1...more

I am a female bean eating, air swallowing, ageing gasbag!

There is nothing pretty about that, except the honesty.  I saw a healthy recipe today that consisted of white beans, olive oil, basil leaves, sea salt and a dab of balsamic vinegar.  It looked yummy, especially since I love white beans.  However (and that is a mighty big HOWEVER), I was concerned about creating this dish for guests, as I was certain that it would give me the dreaded PUBLIC GAS EXPLOSION.  ...more

Made your "pucker-up butter & Limoncello cake with lemon curd glaze". ...more

gaseous notes from my trench

I had such fierce pain all night-before-last and yesterday morning that I thought I just might be in labor again. You know, like I somehow got pregnant and gestated a baby for the full 9 months without knowing - which makes no sense but neither did the blinding, cramping pain. Which turns out to have been gas. Yes, gas. Sexy gas....more

Save at the Pump

Obama Ends Moratorium on Off-Shore Drilling, Atlantic Seaboard Most Affected

  Today, President Obama announced that new portions of the United States will be open for off-shore drilling: ...more

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Tips to Help You Save Money on Spring Road Trips

Gas prices are creeping up again as we head toward spring break. Here are some tips to help you save some money below under four categories — Engine Warm-Up, How to Buy Gasoline, How to Drive Economically, and General Advice — are some effective methods for saving money at the fuel pump — and overall wear and tear on your car.   ...more

Pregnancy Farting: Et Tu, Boo-tay?

This weekend I was shooting a wedding when sometime during the reception, I farted. I was fortunate that the music was loud enough to mask it, but still. It was enough for me to feel paralyzed at the horror that the pregnancy farting has begun, and I can’t help it. You can’t unring a bell, and you can’t keep that molten air pocket from escaping my massive butt and releasing into the air. Even if it gets trapped in your pants and you have to shake it out because that air bubble is so obvious!...more

been there too!

I heard one said that farting is one of the best things in life - ...more