My Letter to Toby Keith

So, John Hamm and I are spending this weekend in Virginia with Apollo (because he has no friends and we needed to come out here and cheer him up/wing-girl for him friendship style).The very first thing we did after showing up at his apartment and having a beer was to go out to dinner.We ended up at Toby Keith's I <3 This Bar & Grill....more

Hooters

(Originally posted on Nov. 4 over here)Went to Hooters for the first time. Good wings! Kinda weirded out by all the scantily-clad 16-year-olds. Kinda also inspired to work on my rock hard abs in case I ever hit hard times and have to work a job where my hot bod is a key point on my resume....more

Hooters! It's Where You Have a Hoot!

As my son and I walked through the mall attempting to decide where to eat. His eyes looked up at the bright orange sign and said, "Why don't we give Hooters a try?" I sighed, "Umm. Let's go somewhere else that you might like to try!" "Mom! Everybody says Hooters is the place where you have a hoot!" ...more
@isthisthemiddle A funny way to be welcomed into the city - it must have been a relief to see ...more

Boobies for Sale?

Hooters is Dangerous to Women, Children, and Owls

Looking for a great place to take the feminist family for a holiday meal, plus pick up some hilarious gifts for the kiddies? I’ve got the perfect place - Hooters. Seriously! According to Hooters Facts, 32% of Hooters management is female. Plus, they’ve donated $2 million to the V Foundation for Cancer Research in honor of “former Hooters Calendar Girl and manager, Kelly Jo Dowd, who passed away from the disease in 2006.” ...more

I have seen men and boys (mildly, such as a single inappropriate grab) physically harass ...more

Hooters: Lose Weight or Lose Job

Apparently, 135 pounds is too fat to wear orange bootie shorts...at least according to Hooters restaurant. Cassandra Smith, 20, was told to lose weight or lose her job during her annual review at a Michigan Hooters restaurant. But hold on, at least Hooters was thoughtful enough to ...more

...and I love how Hooters listed "Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders or the Radio City Music Hall ...more

Why She's a Katie Girl

HAK stands for Huge Ass Knockers. I got this name while I was studying abroad in Germany my junior year of college. This wasn’t the first time that I had received a nickname for my breasts. In high school there were all kinds of names, the one that still resonates with me is “Hooters Hooters Hooters”…you know from the movie ‘Big Daddy’? Where Adam Sandler’s character is making fun of his best friend’s fiancé for working at Hooters to get through medical school? That one was catchy. ...more