Holy Crap Is That What I Look Like?

Awesome, caught a glance of myself in the mirror just now. I look a hundred and fifty years old. I’ve aged, a lot, it’s bad. (I didn’t throw up though, good sign.)Then I realized I’m still sexy, funny and adorable. Just like the rest of the broads around here.I may be single, but I’m surrounded by fun and awesome people. We have a great time, I hope you have good friends in your life.xo Visit me at: https://skinnyandsingle.wordpress.com/...more

Things You Don’t Get To Do When You’re In A Drunken Stupor

That’s right, being a drunk is fun, you get to meet all these great people at the bar. You hang out with them, you love them, they become part of your life. If you don’t see them, you miss them, more than the booze. I’m not an alcoholic for the beer, the bar is where my friends are. The people I love. The people that get me through good and bad times. The people that give me silly ideas, thoughtful comments and insight....more

my quest for the perfect pajamas

In the immortal words of Roxette, you should get "Dressed for Success."...more

An Experiment With My Insanity – Dog Park

So, on Sunday I was super bored and Mr. Whiskers has had his period and been a real drag. Ok, I don’t know what’s wrong with this cat, sky the wrong colour? Windows have a fingerprint again? Cats wake up bitchy, plain and simple.Back to Sunday, I threw a pug costume on Mr. Whiskers and we went to the dog park. Mostly because I like looking like a jackass whenever I can. There is nothing funnier than tossing a cat dressed as a dog into a group of dogs.Are you expecting bloodshed? Nope, there is too much pandemonium with the dog owners....more

You Remember You

Do you? Who are you? Are you a wife, mother, sister? An artist, writer, painter? A doctor, lawyer, accountant? I guess if you’re lucky, you’re a well balanced bit of each? Well la-dee-dah, I bet no one can say they’re well balanced. We are all stressed out, we’re all in debt (if you aren’t, I don’t want to know), and we are all just trying not to kill that jerk who just cut us off.Really buddy? I gave him the finger. Ripped it right off and threw it into his car.I miss it, it was my favourite one....more

Things You Don’t Get To Do When You’re In A Drunken Stupor

That’s right, being a drunk is fun, you get to meet all these great people at the bar. You hang out with them, you love them, they become part of your life. If you don’t see them, you miss them, more than the booze. I’m not an alcoholic for the beer, the bar is where my friends are. The people I love. The people that get me through good and bad times. The people that give me silly ideas, thoughtful comments and insight....more

Diary of a Mid-Life Mother Re-Inventing herself

Try right clicking on the photo, you should get a list with one of the choices being copy photo ...more

Men’s Cologne – A Love Story

So the young guy in my building just showered and put on nice cologne. I’m about to claw through his door to bite him.What is it about nice cologne that makes women (just me?) crazy? I know what the guy looks like, he’s not attractive. He has a girlfriend and he’s younger than my children. None of this matters.Must. Bite. Punk.Naw, he’s not a punk and he tastes like bananas. (Probably the ones his mom mushed up for his breakfast. Visit me at: http://skinnyandsingle.wordpress.com/...more

2014 – Reflection

Who’s done with 2014? That’s right, this girl. I don’t mean to be a negative Nellie, but truly, this year sucked.500 bikers at a funeral.A funeral for a child.A funeral for a father.In the news:Robin Williams, Joan Rivers – dead.Bill Cosby and Jian Ghomeshi – rapistsRob Ford – no words needed.Nathan Cirillo – just what can I even say?...more

An Experiment With My Insanity – Harley Store

It’s Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday, Friday… Man, why didn’t that Rebecca Black girl get a record deal? That was some GREAT music!!!! Yes, ok, I’m Skinny and Deaf today, she sucks.With absolutely no plan in hand, I hopped on my trusty scooter for a quick ride. It’s a bit chilly, so I’ll just pop into the local motorcycle supply store and get myself some new gloves. You may think I’d be embarrassed to pull into a Harley Store on my scooter, but I’m tough, I’m cool, I’m looking like an idiot.(My favorite)Convo:...more