Five Ways You Know You’ve Been Alone For Too Long

1. You can carry a freezer up the stairs by yourself, because you have to.2. You can climb on the roof and adjust the satellite, repair some shingles and, why not fix the bricks on the chimney?3. You have sweatpants for every day of the week and sexy tights for Saturdays.4. You stop flirting, start making true friends and real connections. Some with other women and their spouses, people bake stuff for you!!!5. You walk into your own home and think “This place is so pretty, it’s exactly perfect for me.”That’s when you know, you have truly evolved....more
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Things I am Bad At

It's Monday and I have no idea where the weekend went but all of a sudden its back to the office....more

20 Ways I know I am Canadian not American

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Holy Crap Is That What I Look Like?

Awesome, caught a glance of myself in the mirror just now. I look a hundred and fifty years old. I’ve aged, a lot, it’s bad. (I didn’t throw up though, good sign.)Then I realized I’m still sexy, funny and adorable. Just like the rest of the broads around here.I may be single, but I’m surrounded by fun and awesome people. We have a great time, I hope you have good friends in your life.xo Visit me at: https://skinnyandsingle.wordpress.com/...more

Things You Don’t Get To Do When You’re In A Drunken Stupor

That’s right, being a drunk is fun, you get to meet all these great people at the bar. You hang out with them, you love them, they become part of your life. If you don’t see them, you miss them, more than the booze. I’m not an alcoholic for the beer, the bar is where my friends are. The people I love. The people that get me through good and bad times. The people that give me silly ideas, thoughtful comments and insight....more

my quest for the perfect pajamas

In the immortal words of Roxette, you should get "Dressed for Success."...more

An Experiment With My Insanity – Dog Park

So, on Sunday I was super bored and Mr. Whiskers has had his period and been a real drag. Ok, I don’t know what’s wrong with this cat, sky the wrong colour? Windows have a fingerprint again? Cats wake up bitchy, plain and simple.Back to Sunday, I threw a pug costume on Mr. Whiskers and we went to the dog park. Mostly because I like looking like a jackass whenever I can. There is nothing funnier than tossing a cat dressed as a dog into a group of dogs.Are you expecting bloodshed? Nope, there is too much pandemonium with the dog owners....more

You Remember You

Do you? Who are you? Are you a wife, mother, sister? An artist, writer, painter? A doctor, lawyer, accountant? I guess if you’re lucky, you’re a well balanced bit of each? Well la-dee-dah, I bet no one can say they’re well balanced. We are all stressed out, we’re all in debt (if you aren’t, I don’t want to know), and we are all just trying not to kill that jerk who just cut us off.Really buddy? I gave him the finger. Ripped it right off and threw it into his car.I miss it, it was my favourite one....more

Things You Don’t Get To Do When You’re In A Drunken Stupor

That’s right, being a drunk is fun, you get to meet all these great people at the bar. You hang out with them, you love them, they become part of your life. If you don’t see them, you miss them, more than the booze. I’m not an alcoholic for the beer, the bar is where my friends are. The people I love. The people that get me through good and bad times. The people that give me silly ideas, thoughtful comments and insight....more
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