What Would You Say to All Longtime/New Bloggers?

We get it. You've been here a long time. You created the Internet. Everything we're just discovering now is... yawn... boring and soooooooooooooo 2008. Fretting about commenting etiquette, asking if it's okay to link to a post, questioning how you know when it's the right time to move to self-hosting: we know all of that makes you roll your eyes at us. ...more
I'm a newbie and while people seem to be reading my post or at least looking at it, how do I get ...more