Mascara coats our lashes, making a beautiful frame for our eyes. It can lengthen, thicken, and darken. It can run off and smear when we cry, or stay on until make up removers manage to get if off. It comes in bright colors and the blackest black. It’s available at every price point from expensive to cheap, and is always found in my ...more
We’ve all been there. You leave the house with zero makeup and inevitably spot a person you want to look your best for. Or you’re headed into an interview and upon inspection in their restroom realize your eyeliner resembles that of a raccoon’s. Or my personal favorite: you meet up with friends for happy hour and realize your skin is oilier than the infamous Exxon Valdez oil spill.
I think I may be in denial about how old I look. When I'm at the store purchasing a bottle of wine and I don't get carded, I think "Wow. You're just going to let this incredibly underage looking person pass on through?? It's your ass, lady."
Then a few things snapped me back into reality:
Louis informed me that I needed a time machine in order to look like my business card picture again. (Jerk)
A bagger at Kroger called me ma'am.(Jerk)
I discovered I'm 13 years older than my adult cousin's girlfriend. (How is that possible when I'm only 21?)