The Reasons You Don't Want me to Serve my Country

I actually got a flyer in the mail today trying to recruit me to join the Canadian Armed Forces. It doesn't bode well for our country's national security that they are resorting to mass-mailing... particularly when people like me are the recipients. This got me to think to the many reasons why the Canadian Forces, no matter what the pretty pamphlet said, really does not want me. 1) I'm small. ...more