Damn you, Matthew McConaughey. Why'd you have to take your shirt off?

There I was, innocently watching "The Lincoln Lawyer." I was busy working while watching. I was, in fact, organizing my homeschool materials for next year. I was feeling pretty good about being so far ahead of schedule. I was thinking about our country's great government, and how I was going to teach my children all about it next year....more
I'm sorry, did you say something in between the pictures of the hotness? I wasn't listening.more