This Is What 47 Looks Like

Hmm... Maybe they should change the name to OLDveralls?! Yippee Ki Yay, Mama! http://bit.ly/SassypieholeYippeeKiYay...more

Little Girls Are The Best... Until They Learn How To Talk!

Girls... I feel sorry for those who have more than one! @sassypiehole | You've been warned! #Parenting #Humor **Click image to read on**...more

Mother's Day Advance - Didn't See THIS Coming!

My daughter left a secret note for me in her pillow case this morning. Here's what it said:  http://bit.ly/1lcDQbf ...more

Thinking About Starting A Family? Remember THIS!

When I lived alone, my biggest concern was stepping on a piece of glass from an empty beer bottle that missed the trash can after a late night booze fest with friends....more

The Big Dipper

There was a dance yesterday at school, and along with it came a wave of excitement (in my child) that I've ever seen. *Click logo to view full story*...more

Ten Things Every Parent Needs To Know

#6 should be of particular interest to my mother! http://bit.ly/OSFLms...more

Priorities: My How They've Changed!

There was a time, when I didn't have all of these distractions. It was just me and a mangy black cat, living on the edge of nowhere and sleeping as late as we liked. But that was a long time ago; six years, to be exact....more

Big Girls Don't SCREAM!

Sometimes I think my daughter has a split personality....more

The day I almost lost... THE Finger.

It was just another day in the life of me trying to get shit done before picking my then 2-year-old up from preschool. As usual, I was multitasking and doing my best to get five more things done before heading out the door....more

Is it bad that I only dream of sleeping?

I used to dream about being a famous writer; sitting on a chair swapping stories with Ellen while pretending to drink coffee out of one of her famous white mugs....more