OMG Lindsay Lohan What Happened To Your Face? [+ SNL Promo]

Lindsay, let's be real. I am not against plastic surgery. I'd slice my baby-havin-pouch with the hideously disfigured tattoo off in a second, and I'd let them take my asymmetrical saddle bags with it. And I'm not above admitting that there used to be a small bump on my nose. But OMFG LINDSAY LOHAN...YOU LOOK LIKE MELANIE GRIFFITH AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY....more
Wow, so mean spirited and not uplifting for women. Tsk tsk.more

Grandmother bribes officer with grilled cheese sandwich to avoid DUI arrest!

A grandmother tried to avoid a DUI arrest by bribing an officer with an offer to make him a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH! Police spotted 65-year-old Elise Wright O’Conner after responding to a 911 call about an erratic driver in Williston, Fla. who almost caused a collision, according to the Ocala Star-Banner. When a deputy pulled over the woman, she tried to hide a bottle of Skyy Vodka that was by her feet, reports the Star-Banner. He also found another vodka bottle–half empty—a cup and some orange juice in the car....more

Ex-boxer knocks out his nurse at retirement home

A retired boxer at a seniors living facility beat a nurse so badly she can’t return to a “normal working life,” officials for the nursing home in Austria said yesterday.According to reports, the former boxing pro–who suffers from a mental illness–heard an elevator bell go off and began punching the woman several times as she was trying to take him to his room....more