Rue is Me: Pantene Underestimates Us

I'm sorry, but my preemptive apology is the cotton swab I use to clear the wound before I dump the alcohol on it. Any fool who would actually think I'm sorry in the millions of little situations where I use it to serve my own purposes, much like 99% of the women who are chronic "I'm sorry" sayers, has my sympathy, I'm sorry you're such an idiot....more