Poopmageddon 2012

Though we've been here for a few weeks now, I'm still adjusting to our new way of life, where mosquitoes grow to the size of rabid raccoons and pizza delivery is this cool thing that city folk do. On a few occasions, our pugs have ventured to the bordering farmer's field adjacent to the property. One evening a few days ago, I shared my concerns with my husband Dan, that the farmer next door would shoot one of the dogs wandering on his property. His response: "Jen, we're in southern New Jersey. It's 2012. No one is going to shoot the dogs."...more

5 Bedrooms, 4 Baths and a Poop Log

I knew it wouldn’t be easy of selling a house and keeping it “show ready” with a bunch of kids and dog, but I thought I was prepared for the chaos. I was sure I could handle the last minute frantic-cleaning and be able to leave the house spotless each time we had a showing. Apparently, I had no idea what I signed up for…Thursday was quite a doozy, so I did what I often do when I’m at my breaking point. I called a friend to commiserate. Being a good friend, she told me a story that made me laugh and put my bad day into perspective. It ended with a log of poop....more

Poop Identifier and Used RV Shopping

I wrote this on the way to check out a new camper in Kenosha today. We weren't smitten with it, it was pretty much a larger version version of our class a that only has one payment left.  I guess I could have been talked into it, but I wasn't sold. It was dirty inside and I saw rust outside. ...more
 @victorias_view we bought from him before!  (shudders)more

The glamorous life

Today I shall write about the joy and wonder of shit. Or, more accurately, the inability of Lilo & Stitch to produce it like a normal human being when they were younger.So feel free to run screaming now....more

Let's Get This Potty Started!

It was like magic. Seriously. Yesterday, C and I were slouching on our couch in a state of post-work exhaustion. I was fighting back a wave of nausea, and C was trying to shake off the day’s nonsense with a bottle of lager....more
Woooo Hoooo!  So fun to read this tonight because this afternoon my little girl decided she ...more

Ghost Poopy

After a rousing Saturday night including catching up on reruns, and calling our parents, Nick and I headed to bed early. We snuggled in and both got out our kindles to read when we smelled it.N: Oh come on! You farted! S: Um. No! No way! That was NOT me! Don’t blame that on me! N: It wasn’t me! S: Then what?We look at each other, then both jump out of bed, turn on our bedside lamps and pull back all the covers. After an exhaustive search of our blankets, our sheets, our pillows & pillow cases we found…absolutely nothing. The smell was also gone....more

My Delicate Little Flower

We have been having some issues with Tilly keeping her pants on (daddy is praying this issue is long gone by high school). The theory is, per the pediatrician, that she has had such tummy issues over the last few months that she gets upset when there is anything in her diaper.  In any case, if I keep her busy throughout the day I can pretty much guarantee she will now keep her pants on in public. This is big, as she has dropped her drawers in many public places. Our current issue is nap time....more

An ode to poop

Originally posted at: http://fourunder4plustwo.blogspot.com...more

Would you drink this coffee?

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Poop Used To Be Funny

I grew up with two older brothers, so conversations about poop were pretty much a given at the dinner table....more