The Pregnancy Glow

In the movie, What to Expect When You’re Expecting Elizabeth Banks’ character has a breakdown: “I just wanted the glow — the one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I’m calling it: Pregnancy sucks! Making a human being is really hard, I have no control over my body or my emotions. Gar-bear, I’m sorry, all I want to do is punch you in the face…”...more

Choosing a Baby Name

Wow, talk about pressure! There are so many things to think about when naming your little one. 1. Does it sound like a stripper name?  2.Will their resume be taken seriously when an employer reviews it?  3.Does it rhyme with something horrible like poop or loser making them a target for bullies in grade school?  4.Does everyone else born in that year have the same name? We all remember the Jennifers of the 80′s.   5. Then you have to think, do we already have a Phillip in the family?...more

Damn You, Hormones

This past weekend, I found myself watching Nate play The Walking Dead video game and could not drag myself away.  It’s an interactive game, so we decide the outcome, similar to those choose your own adventure books when we were kids. Anyway, during the game one of the boys was bit by a zombie and had to be killed so I started crying! YES, I cried during a video game!  Of course we both ended up laughing because it was so ridiculous but when I shared this with some friends, I was able to hear their funniest emotional pregnancy moments....more

18 Weeks of Pregnancy

According to TheBump my child is now about 5.6 inches long and about 6.7 ounces or the size of a sweet potato!Things that have come to light in the 18th week of my pregnancy:...more

I'm Pregnant and I hate my Husband

That's it! I am putting my husbands fat diarrhea mouth on mute until he can stop pissing me off! I refuse to hear another word that comes out of his mouth until he learns to stop being so annoying. I don't know what has happened, but overnight he has turned into a stinky, loud, annoying pig. Doesn't he know I need a comfortable peaceful environment to grow our baby? If he keeps up his piggy behavior it's going to be nothing but freaking hostile! ...more