License plates that would definitely get you pulled over

I despise getting pulled over.  Granted, there’s a special feeling that comes with knowing whatever speeding ticket I get will just be taken care of later.  It’s one of thevery few perks of being a lawyer....more

Mother, Blogger, (Somewhat) Felon

Last week, I came home and found a note on my windshield. I thought it was from one of the neighbors asking me not to be a butthole about parking my car. Instead, it was a $42 parking ticket because my tabs had expired last month, and I haven’t gotten around to paying it because I am lazy and I don’t need The Man telling me what to do. I’m going rogue! Nissan Rogue! After I improve my credit score for a low-interest rate! I grabbed the ticket and sulked inside, where I grumbled as I renewed my tabs online and printed out my receipt....more

When I was much younger, I found myself driving through the streets of Manila, highly ...more

Confessions of an Insomniac: A case of the Mondays

I hate Mondays! If this particular day could be wiped off of the calendar, I think life would be much better for everyone. But, as luck would have it, Monday still exists ... This entry in Confessions of an Insomniac details my very bad Monday. My Monday includes a story about a cop, my driver's license, a speeding ticket and cruise control. Read more of this entry >> ...more