I was fanning my neck with the Shedd Aquarium map, searching the signs overhead for the entrance to the dolphin show, oblivious to the dangers lurking behind me on row upon row of overstuffed, expertly lit shelves. Only when my daughters started dry humping my legs, their squeals of excitement echoing through the crowd, did I turn toward the source of their frenzy.
The museum gift shop.
It’s funny how you never quite know what kind of parent you will be until you are right in the thick of it. I am in the thick of it, and it is no secret what kind of mama I am.
I adore my kids, I will fawn over them, I will tell them a thousand times how wonderful they are, but just as many times they will hear from me: “I love you. No.”...more
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