Self-Deprecation: Because My Favorite Person to Make Fun of is ME.

"When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh." --Nora Ephron One of my very favorite pastimes is teasing people.  Not in a mean, bully-ish kind of way, but in a playful, lighthearted, joking manner.  And the thing is, the more I like and respect you, the more I like to poke fun and crack jokes.  At your expense.  (Kidding!)...more
E. R. Catalano same!   i hate people who take things so seriously.  i love joking around, even ...more

The Reasons You Don't Want me to Serve my Country

I actually got a flyer in the mail today trying to recruit me to join the Canadian Armed Forces. It doesn't bode well for our country's national security that they are resorting to mass-mailing... particularly when people like me are the recipients. This got me to think to the many reasons why the Canadian Forces, no matter what the pretty pamphlet said, really does not want me. 1) I'm small. ...more