Review: Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms

As Condoms Fast’s top-rated condom for larger-sized penises, you’ve more than likely already deduce that this particular condom isn’t your typical puny, piddly prophylactic. And after my foray with this jumbo jimmy hat, it comes to find out that indeed, the Trojan Magnum Thin is both tremendous and not to be trifled with....more

On Prince: Sexual Feelings

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.Bette DavisI Wanna Be Your Lover....more

5 Things I Learned By Sending 33 OKCupid Messages

I’ve been pondering timidity in dating a lot, recently.I’m thirty-four years old, and am comfortably set in all the personal and professional endeavors that make living a single life in New York City super rad. But the idea of finding that one person who I want to see every day and like more and more the longer I know him? Yeah, I’d be down with that....more
It took me about 2 years of online dating and a lot of 'WTF?!' moments before I found The One on ...more

The High Risks of STDs and Online Dating

The naive ones still think you actually can find your soul mate online. The hopeless ones won't believe this.  And the desperate ones, well, they are just so desperate to be with anyone that they fall for whatever you sell them. Yes, online dating isn't what you still think it is all about: love. Your prize from using any online dating site is likely catching an STD....more
I by no means hate you, not at all! I'm sorry if I came across that way. I'm just baffled by ...more

How Women Sabotage Their Sex Life

 Ok readers, we're going there... we're talking about sex....more

What about sex...

I read a research recently, based on sexual relations and, what I found interesting is that over 75% of needs, let’s say-assistance to reach the orgasm. And by assistance I mean tools. The other thing I found is that 10-15% can’t reach it anyway, anyhow, ever. When you put it like that, just a number, it doesn’t seems like something one should think about, it is just a number. But, they are people. Women. Unsatisfied. ...more

Stroking his Dick/Ego

I like to see the best in people. I don’t  think that’s a bad thing but it certainly means I end up taking more shit than other people would put up with.I hate falling out with people so when someone’s been a dick I tend to make excuses for them and not really give them a hard time. (Unless I’m drunk and psychotic, obviously). This means I’ve allowed people to continue to be slightly dickish to me and if they can get away with it and still get what they want from me then why would they stop being dickish?...more

The Fear

“The Fear is real.” Said me every single day since the dawn of time.I’m sure there’s a switch in my brain, triggered by jäger, that makes me go; “Oh yes, that’s a great idea! Fucking in your place of works toilets? No problem. Declaring your love to every single person you’ve ever met? Absolutely! Turning up to a previous shags flat at 4 am? Of course! They’ll be overjoyed to see you! Calling all of your exes to abuse them at 5 am when all of these previous great plans have failed. What a fantastic plan!”What is life....more


Any port in a storm. So now you've risen from genius to saint. I'd have been back on the road ...more