Having Sex Is Nothing Like Playing Tennis

“Dylan (Justin Timberlake): Why can it not be like that? It’s a physical act. Like playing tennis. Two people should be able to have sex like they’re playing tennis.Jamie (Mila Kunis): Yeah! I mean, no one wants to go away for the weekend after they play tennis.Dylan: It’s just a game. You shake hands, you get on with your shit.Jamie: Yeah....more
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Oral Reciprocation and the Art of Going Downunder

It’s been brought to my attention recently that a growing number of sexually active men don’t understand the concept of Oral Reciprocation. These men, mostly in their twenties, attempt to convince their ladies, in a variety of ways, to perform oral gratification on their ever yearning penises. They’ll promise dinner at that restaurant she’s been nagging about.  They’ll commit to going to her nephews 7th birthday party.  They’ll even promise to invite her annoying brother over to watch the game, if only she’ll take his favorite tool from hand to mouth.  They beg, plead and even blackmail their way in but when she says “I will if you will” they back stroke like a high strung Olympiad on steroids....more