Weight Loss: The Breeze Between My Knees

I was walking down the grocery store aisle when the airy truth hit me: my thighs no longer rub together when I move. I’m not sure exactly when it happened, but after my upper legs were practically Siamese twins in fat and friction for decades, I wasn’t arguing. I was, however, about to topple head-first into the fruit juice display because I was so focused on how I was walking that I suddenly couldn’t walk because I was paying too much attention to it....more

Thong 101: Stepping up to sexier underwear for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is on the horizon so for those of you who find it among the most dreaded days the year, you might want to skip this post. But if you're the type who's hoping to get a little something-something going with your sigOth on the 14th, or hoping that Mr. Right Now magically morphs into Mr. Right, standing at your front door with a dozen roses and the offer to wax your car for you, read on. ...more

Thanks for the idea for an investigative report on the boy short, Jory. If they're long like ...more

5 Quick Ways to Get Your Giggle On™

Having a bad day? Stressed? Need some comic relief? Here are some easy, free and simply solutions to incorporate silliness into your day: 1. The Underwear Solution Take a CLEAN pair of your panties (thongs, bikini’s, granny panties - whatever you’ve got) or a pair of boxers (the underwear, not the dog), briefs or jock strap (who still wears these?) and place them on your head, backwards. Check yourself out in the mirror while doing the “Underwear on Your Head dance”. Feels silly, don’t it? Look stupid, don’t you? I bet you smiled! 2. Invent New Words ...more

Yes, I Wear Underpants

Since I’ve been thinking about panties lately (see “I Need a Diaper”) I figured that I might as well continue reflecting on them and the problems they are causing me. What I want to know is why can’t I have a pantyline? ...more

The Thong Song, or something similar.

Here is a perfect example of how awesome my life is.  Seriously, you might be jealous. DunnRight: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Normality. ...more