12 Lessons I Learned During the Vomit Vortex of 2014

Lets start with the fact that I have two kids who have never thrown up (Girl is 3 and a half and Boy is 2 and a half).That was a true statement until yesterday.Recently I stated several times aloud to people in conversation that 'My kids have never thrown up.  Knock on Wood'.  I know now that this is the equivalent of Virginia Madsen saying "Candyman" three times in succession in the mirror.  I even jokingly threw out Jerry's quote from Seinfeld: "Vomit-free since '83"....more

Late night madness...

Last night I went to bed - a little late, but not too late.  After all, today was to be my first day back at work after the Thanksgiving break.  I had hoped to extend my break - but what follows is not exactly what I had in mind.  I had been asleep for about an hour when my oldest daughter came in my room at 1:35am with the news that my middle son had just thrown up all over the floor.  Somehow to this point I have had the fortune of having children that almost ALWAYS make it to the toilet.  But, last night all bets were off.  ...more

Sick Saver Bags the Ultimate Car Barf Protection

Everyone gets sick. Some of us get sick more often than others, and for many different reasons. Some people get motion sickness every time they take a car ride, others get the dreaded stomach flu, pregnant women suffer with morning sickness, and some get queasy from various medications including chemotherapy treatments. ...more