The things that Z says are always pretty funny and several people have told me that I should write it down so that I can remember it as she gets older.
Z likes to play with a miniature measuring tape. When she sees boys that she thinks are interesting, she attempts to measure them. The boys typically will take an interest in her measuring tape and measure her.
Proudly they will announce, "You are 48."
Z will snap around, snatch the measuring tape and declare, "No, I am 3 and a half." Then she will stomp off.