A short fairy tale

I did not write this - came to me via email.  About 80% of it is no fairy tale - it's actually descriptive of my life :)  Thought this group would get a kick out of it.

Erin

The Single Rider - the fine line between "free" and "alone"

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A SHORT FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “NO!”

And
the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the
hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many
boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and
never had to put down the toilet seat. She watched chick flicks, never
football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants, and swore all the time.

THE END

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