... are great, handy (no pun intended) and can look rather neat when hanging on a towel holder. If you have such a contraption, it means, "You have arrived," especially if you are a redneck.
Here they are, hanging neatly:
Now, my father is rather messy and very lazy. He expects everyone to do everything for him. He'll use one towel and hang it up his way:
Then, much to his chagrin, he won't use the same towel again because it's no longer folded properly, so he uses the second towel and hangs it up his way:
The same thing happens a third time:
That's the moment that I feel like I'm going to go all Sleeping with the Enemy on his ass: