Hanging by a Thread(s) and the Zoolander Miracle

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Tall Curly Biscuit and the Annals of Whizdumb

I was once on the receiving end of the ultimate wedgie and actually pulled a Zoolander. Or, as one reader put it, I have the guts to show you my underwear, and the wisdom to not be in them.