I am what my blogger name implies...a complete and utter faux pas.

I'm known for being extremely witty then having a "dumb blonde moment" within a matter of seconds. Many love me; several love to hate me. If psychologists claim it screws up your kids, chances are, I do it. I believe I can save the world, even though most people think I'm too crazy to be able to. The best thing about me, I think is...

I agree with Forrest Gump's mom...Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if it's going to be a nut....oh, that's not what she said? Nevermind...