I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino www.notyetawino.com

Borderline wittyisms of a 30 something who loves wine and her cats way too much.

Kris Likey is resident bridesmaid at I’m not a girl, not yet a wino, her attempt at a lasting and relatively accurate account of the life of a DC 30-something. Kris is a firm believer in the healing powers of wine, CourtTV, and always carrying a pen so as not to miss a bloggable moment. When not failing miserably at group sports, Kris likes to harass small children and those who insist on making “What exit?” New Jersey jokes.