Miss Britt - that’s me. I was born in 1980, which means I’m old enough to drink, smoke and vote. I’m happy to say I exercise all of these liberties as needed.

It also means I’m entirely too young to have two children and have been married for this long. Do you know what most people my age are doing?

I was born and raised in small town Iowa. In August 2007 my husband and I, along with our two kids, packed up and moved to central Florida - 1400 miles away from everyone and everything we ever knew. It was one of the hardest and most rewarding things I’ve ever done. You will find me going on and on and on about this across pages and pages of this blog.

You will also find me writing about vaginas (I don’t know how, but at some point it became my “thing”), shopping, depression, politics, religion, my quest to take over the world, and me.

My blog is basically an up close and way too personal look at my life. The good, the bad, the embarrassing, the ugly and the crap that happens to everyone, but no one else wants to talk about.