Hello All!

I'm Layne - mom to Jorryn and girlfriend of Domingo. I earn my keep working as a teller at a big bank in a small town, although my true passion lies in spending time with my son. I eat chocolate like it's going out of style and I'm true follower of fashion. On the flip side, I'm a nerd at heart and can most often be found knitting, doing crossword puzzles, and reading. I secretly openly adore Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. I'm learning Spanish. I'm not a very patient person. I'm very, very loud. Did I mention opionated?? I'm a feminist at heart. I love to cook [and eat!] and I love to clean. [But hate to fold laundry] I am forever in pursuit of the perfect mascara. I swear like a sailor when I get frustrated. I live to make to do lists and check them off. I want to learn to play the drums. If I could be anything, it would be a stand up comedian. I believe in karma. I refuse to settle for second best.  

Happy Blogging Internet!