* Hey Epiphora | Where sex toys go to be judged *

Snarky, relentlessly honest sex toy reviews — with a smattering of sex industry critique thrown in for good measure. For almost six years, Hey Epiphora has been the antidote to the coy, euphemistic sugar-coating that plagues bad sex writing. You'll never see the terms “marital aid” or “battery-operated boyfriend” on this blog.