The Ho-Ho-Horrendous Holiday Letter

Dear Friends -

Well, it's that time of year again, and it's been such a busy year!!!  The kids have just outdone themselves in ballet, football, wrestling, assault weapons practice and gymnastics. We are so blessed!!!

Some people's holiday letters take a lot of balls.

Frankie, Sally and little Bertie all made honor roll AGAIN (LOL!!!). We are just bursting with pride that Frankie got that college football scholarship, and have to give a shoutout to our dear family lawyer for taking care of the unpleasantness around those silly bullying accusations. Our dear Frankie, always keeping us laughing; just SO CRAZY that people totally didn't get his impression of that stuttering kid. More....

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