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Crow Tastes Like Poo

Long before FOO was born, I used to tell my friends Elizabeth and Kirk, who actually had a child at the time, that only having one child was half-assed parenting, because surely it must be so easy with just one.  Um, yes.  I would like to order a crow burger with a side of crow fries, and and a Diet Crow to drink.  Oh, and Elizabeth and Kirk, thanks for not punching me when I said that and obviously had no effing idea what I was talking about. 

Posted at 01:26 pm by tpoakes


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