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I am a teacher, a writer and a very busy mother of three. I graduated from University of Oregon with a degree in Journalism, and then from San Diego...
 
 
 
 

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How to gross out your daughter.

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Last night’s conversation with Bitchy (18); keep in mind, I had a COMPLETE hysterectomy last summer, but that’s another blog entirely.

 

Me:  I’m feeling a little crampy, or something. It’s weird.

 

Bitchy: How can that happen? You don’t have a vagina.

 

Me:  Honey, it was my uterus they took.  I have a vagina, and believe me, it still works.  Just ask your dad.

 

Bitchy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (running away screaming.)

 

 

Ha.  I just love to gross her out.   

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jo53 5 pts

your daughter's name is the same as my girl...well both of my girls actually!

vodkamom 5 pts

Okay, I just LAUGHED out LOUD!  Thanks, I needed that.  :-) 

Wyliekat 5 pts

My not-quite-three year old daughter and I were snuggling on the couch the other day. I was bra-less and quite comfortable, thank you very much.

She'd been absentmindedly patting my boob for a few moments before she said "Mama, you fat."

?!?

She can only hope I don't remember this when she gets older, because it might warrant a full on french-kissing match with my partner, IN HER FULL VIEW.

(in other words, GOOD JOB!)

jo53 5 pts

You go girl!  I love embarrassing my kids...especially my daughter's!