I Blame the Crossing Guard

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Submitter Name: 
ALotofLoves
Content Creator Name: 
Marilyn Belsham
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A Lot of Loves
Category: 
Humor
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Take two kids, one chronically late mother, some dog poop, and an overly cheerful crossing guard commenting on my weight, and you have a typical morning for my family.