Phew - I Can Sleep Tonight: ScarJo and Sean Penn Creepy Pairing Ends.

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[Editor's Note - Holy hell YEEEAH has a hilarious take on this, and bascially all celebrity news. Love them. --Morgan]

In what will come as a surprise to absolutely no one, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn’s little two-month fling is over.

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I have a hunch — and this is just speculation here — that perhaps they broke up because he’s Sean fucking Penn. Research suggests that perpetually angry, self-righteous, condescending know-it-alls have a difficult time maintaining relationships. Research also suggests that Sean Penn is a fucking tool. I couldn’t find him more repellent if he had a writhing mass of maggots for a face and left a trail of turds wherever he goes.

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