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I Do Not Like Soup

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Do you ever look at your co-workers across the desk (or through the telephone and interwebs, like I do) and ask yourself "Who are these people and why in the heck do I work with them?" Don't get me wrong, the people who work at BlogHer, Inc are smart, talented, funny and a pleasure to work with 99% of the time. They just have one really big fault - they are all soup fanatics.

They don't just like soup, they adore soup -- so much so that I recently found myself in a meeting, led by a woman whose meetings rarely run off-topic, where we (they) talked about soup for hours. Okay fine, it was just five minutes of soup-squeeing, but it felt like hours. The only reason I can work with these people is because after this meeting devolved into a soupy love-fest, it evolved into a discussion about the beauty of Buffy, Gilmore Girls, Claire Danes and Jared Leto. They might be soup lovers but they are awesome soup lovers.

I didn't always hate soup.

When I was young, I loved Campbell's chicken noodle, chicken with rice and the most awesome chicken with stars. I even liked those dried packets of Lipton's chicken noodle soup that my mother bought for herself and I coveted like crazy.

As a pre-teen and teen, I developed a fondness for cream of potato and bean with bacon soup. (I know! You're shocked!) My love for the bean with bacon may have come from a crush I had on a girl who really loved this soup - or it could have been due to the awesome oyster crackers I covered the top of the soup with. And yes, I even liked ramen.

When I had young children and very little money, I often served soup or ramen to my family because sometimes it was the only way to make a meal go further.

That might have been what led me to my eventual hatred of all things soupy. How many bowls of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches can one woman eat? Or maybe not -- since I still love grilled cheese.

Huh. Now that I think about it, I don't really know what happened or why I don't like soup. I just don't. The very idea of it makes me cringe. TW has been known to make some kind of soup and call it something completely non-soup sounding (like crock taco), but I know soup when I see it and I won't eat that. Uh uh. No way.

Why ruin perfectly good ingredients by turning them into something that looks like you should be drinking it? Don't even get me started on cold soup - who in their right mind...?

Today, after being briefly harassed by Sassymonkey about Soup Month, and revisiting this soup toppers post, I realized there is one way I will eat soup. Pour me a bowl of soup toppers (croutons, popcorn, those super-expensive soup toppers sold in produce aisles, etc.) and then sprinkle a 1/4 cup of soup over the top. I'd eat that. No problem.

I'm not the only one who doesn't like soup, right? RIGHT?

Updated 1/14/11: I Ate Soup for BlogHer and Survived.

~Denise
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SunbonnetSmart.com 349 pts

Denise....I just don't what to say or how to bridge the gap this revelation creates between us...in the interest of being collaborative, I'm working on it. Unfortunately, results are yet to be determined....I wish I could mirror alienbody's cavalier "more for me" attitude...but, sorry, I'm just not there....

alienbody 432 pts

I'm late to this post...as always...because I've yet to figure stuff out. But I snorted so loud I almost shot soup out of my nose (well...if it were soup I was eating instead of drinking coffee that is). I'm a Soupophile, as is my daughter and son. Hubby gets heartburn from it, so he is an Abstaining Admirer. I'm a chunky-to-the-point-of-stew soup lover (Rachel Ray calls it stoup???). The thicker the better! But I'll eat anything. S'ok if you don't like soup, that means more for me! ;-)

Denise 685 pts moderator

alienbody ewwwww I don't like stew either. Ewww, ewwww, ewwww. You can have mine - definitely. :-)

Denise 685 pts moderator

Especially since another meeting today devolved into soupyness.

So who did you like better - Dean, Jess, or Logan?

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Elaine W. 6 pts

...We'll just talk about something we can all agree on: Gilmore Girls :D.

Denise 685 pts moderator

Six different kinds of soup? For a one year old's birthday party?

Who are these people?

I would like to meet your sister in law. I'd be nice. I swear. I just cannot imagine.

Bless you.

Also, come to BlogHer any old time you want to talk Gilmore Girls. Copper Boom!

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Denise 685 pts moderator

Thank you. I like having people on my side.

Another phone meeting today devolved into soup-squeeing. I may not survive this month. ;-)

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Denise 685 pts moderator

We need more brave girls in the world - and also more non-soup lovers. :-)

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dutchbeingme 5 pts

I had to endure an entire birthday party this past weekend for my 1 year old nephew where my sister-in-law served *six* kinds of soup. With no alternatives.

I totally faked the whole "liking soup" thing (because everyone around was squealing like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread... which was also served) and ate the turkey out of one of the choices.

So yeah. I feel your pain.

And am totally envious that you work with people that can discuss Gilmore Girls with giddiness.

Sarah@workplayeatdream 5 pts

A few of them quietly admitted to being soup-neutral, but only one girl stood up and wholeheartedly denounced soup alongside me. The pro-soup contingent was very vocal.
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deedeesew 5 pts

Just wanted to let you know that I don't like soup either. My husband loves soup, my kids like soup and I cook soup, but I don't like soup. I'm like you I don't know why, but I just don't. It's so refreshing to know there are other people in this world that thinks like me. Keep on hating soup! I'll back you up!

Denise 685 pts moderator

hahaha you were eavesdropping on my conversation with TW last night, weren't you.

She made a confession to me, which I won't disclose, and in the process she began to sing the praises of fruit soup and cold soups. And I thought I was going to be ill right there on the back porch.

It's bad enough that people love hot soup but that they even consider cold soup - or fruit soup... I just cannot wrap my head around that.

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Denise 685 pts moderator

You're a funny woman so I have to assume you're kidding me. Because no. Just no. You wouldn't.

Right?

Sheesh.

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CherylK 5 pts

I like soup but not unconditionally. Cold soup leaves me...well, "cold". Not a fan of pumpkin or squash soup...gag! I don't like weird soups, either. Like fruit soup. I love fruit but NOT in soup. And canned soup is gross.

"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere"

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Nobody wants to be Ethel 22 pts

I really love soup bars, like the ones at Whole Foods or at hospital cafeterias. There is usually a choice of two or up to five different soups. I get small containers of two that sound yummy. Then after I have made my purchase and sit down I mix the two together in a larger container. Okay don't make fun of me, this is who I am. What a fun discovery each time!

Patty

Denise 685 pts moderator

No way could I ruin a grilled cheese by dunking it in anything much less tomato soup. No way, no how, never gonna happen.

But.

If you've got to eat soup, then the only way to eat it would be with a grilled cheese sandwich.

And Alyssa - I wrote this to make people laugh. And also to let off steam because of the soup-squee meeting. Oh yea, and because I knew the home page would be full of the soupathon and that it would annoy me. So. Here I am. The anti-soup-squee party.

Laugh away. It's the only way to stay sane in the face of soup.

xo

~Denise
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alyssaroyse 9 pts

This just cracked me up, and I have nothing salient to add to it except that you made me smile. My daughter does not like soup either - unless it comes with a grilled cheese sandwich to dip in it. I love soup, I make great soup, I told her we were going to have soup everynight for a month, until she loved it too. She smiles and said, "you're gonna miss me when I'm dead from not eating soup."

I had a brief (well longer than it should have been) tryst with a delicious man who, amongst other things, lived nearly 20 miles from me, but a scant mile from the best hot and sour soup in the Seattle area. I had him meet me there, and was so excited about the soup. He looked at me, with his insanely deep eyes, that ravished me even sideways, and said, "I don't get it, soup isn't food. It's like a drink with stuff floating in it." I knew then, we were not meant to be. But he lived so close to the soup! He was an excuse to get the soup!

I just had the soup the other day. Alone. It was even better that way. ;)

I love soup.

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texasebeth 61 pts

well cooking anything in red wine makes it better doesn't it?

Elizabeth

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Denise 685 pts moderator

You're a BlogHer, Inc employee in disguise aren't you? If you aren't, then you should be because you sound just like my co-workers. ;-)

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Julie Ross Godar 18 pts

As in, "Shut your souphole, ya stew bag!"

victorias_view 1726 pts moderator

One day they will love soup :) Perhaps, I should teach them to slurp...Maybe that's the problem?

fawnfable 5 pts

Not the biggest fan of boxed or canned, but homemade from real ingredients is amazing. :)

Hey Jen 9 pts

They love my mums soup...except for her split pea. Angela said it looked like vomit and refused to even look at it. They are also big fans of Ramen noodles. I'm thinking of buying stock in their company!

Denise 685 pts moderator

I was hoping that by writing about the misery of that particular meeting that I could just let it go. But no. I can't. I'm very sure that when the next one comes around, on January 28, that I will still be growling about the soup-quee-athon.

Please promise me that we will not talk about soup again. Pleaseeeeeee.

;-)

~Denise
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Denise 685 pts moderator

Do your girls eat soup?

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Elaine W. 6 pts

You know I was in that meeting where we discussed soup and Gilmore Girls and Buffy in the same conversation. I think it's hilarious that you'd refer to it in this piece :).

And it's also a hoot that my soup recipe is sharing space with this post on the home page. We represent both sides of the aisle here at BlogHer!

Hey Jen 9 pts

She loves making soup. I like homemade soup, but ...not stew bag kind of soups! ha ew

Except I can only handle so much soup before I get sick of it.

Hey Jen 9 pts

That makes me cringe and lol at the same time!

Denise 685 pts moderator

My dislike is perfectly rational. Yours on the otherhand...

Tell those kids I said to hold fast to their convictions about soup! ;-)

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Denise 685 pts moderator

It's been awhile since I've been able to say that.

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victorias_view 1726 pts moderator

But my kids hate it! It's the best thing in the world and you would think they were eating bugs.I have two drama queens in the making the moment they see a bowl of soup!

But I understand. We all have something we don't like...I hate meatloaf! And no matter how you make it - I will hate it! So, I suppose it must be the same similar feeling you have towards soup :)

SCanon 9 pts

I once lampooned an unsuspecting man to buy $300 worth of bath salts for his girlfriend when I worked at Bath and Body Works. My Manager said it was like watching an evil genius at work! Give me the opportunity to push food off on people and EVERYONE would be eating the soup! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Somer blogs at Merry Wife of Canon ( http://www.merrywifeofcanon.com ) as well as Smell My Plate ( http://www.smellmyplate.com ).

sassymonkey 522 pts moderator

Stew bags are just wrong.

I had a roommate who disliked stew, or so she thought. Turns out she just disliked her parent's stew. Her mother didn't put any flavouring in anything. Not even salt and pepper. Garlic was pretty much banned. She grew up eating the blandest food ever. She discovered she quite liked stew when it involved cooking food in a bunch of red wine.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 685 pts moderator

See that sounds like something I should totally be into but I'm not. I'm just not.

LOL

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sassymonkey 522 pts moderator

I specifically remember something about a black bean soup.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 685 pts moderator

You'd be THAT kind of waitress, wouldn't you Somer?

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Denise 685 pts moderator

Actually, wasn't it their broccoli & cheddar? And I did that for the WLC and it's a good example of just why I left that job to come to work at BlogHer.

Had I only known that soup would follow me here...

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rayvingraychel 6 pts

Why do I love soup? Well, first becuase I get to slurp when I eat it. Slurping is just awesome. And then, because its unbelievably easy to make, it lasts for, like, EVER- and it's warm and nutritious. Plus, like cereal, it's food, but wet, with salt, and texture. How can you not like this!
In the winter I make one soup every two weeks and I swear, it keeps me healthy and well fed.
But, I'm with you on the croutons and soup nuts. They are SO necessary!

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SCanon 9 pts

Elizabeth, that stew bag of your mother's? BAH! I have a physical reaction to the thought of a stew bag. That's awful. You poor darling woman. Some stews can be delightful, but I completely understand your aversion. Crikey.

Somer blogs at Merry Wife of Canon ( http://www.merrywifeofcanon.com ) as well as Smell My Plate ( http://www.smellmyplate.com ).

SCanon 9 pts

No, I seriously got a very good giggle from that! I love that a waitress tried to hustle you into eating the soup!

Somer blogs at Merry Wife of Canon ( http://www.merrywifeofcanon.com ) as well as Smell My Plate ( http://www.smellmyplate.com ).

Denise 685 pts moderator

You've made me grateful for having a mom who did not make stew like that. I might not have liked her beef stew (or hated it, really) but it wasn't as bad as the stew of your childhood sounds.

Bless your heart.

:-)

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TW 32 pts

I know you claim this universal hatred of soup BUT I remember a time when you went on an ill-advised jag of Panera black bean soup and their potato soup.

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texasebeth 61 pts

Well, he only likes Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup.

I like hot soup for the most part. Cold soup is something I just haven't been able to get myself to like.

Stew I'm not overly fond of due to my mother traumatizing me over it. She made horrible stew. Mom had a "stew bag" in the freezer that she dumped every.single.leftover.veggie in, even non-stew type veggies like cauliflower. When the quart size bag was full, she'd thaw it to make stew. She's toss it in the crockpot along with some meat. *shudder*

Charlie likes soup so far.

Elizabeth

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Denise 685 pts moderator

Darn it. I forgot to tell about the waitress at The Sugar Bowl in Des Plaines (I think that's where it was) who was appalled that I would NOT accept the soup that comes with every lunch order.

I DID NOT WANT IT.

After arguing with me for five minutes, I was SURE she'd bring it to the table anyway and was thankful when she did not.

Yuk.

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Denise 685 pts moderator

Let me kick TW out and you can move in with me, ok? Jugglegeek won't mind.

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SCanon 9 pts

I like soup. That's about as deep as it goes. As a whole, I like it. I love one or two varieties and find others repugnant. I almost never order it at restaurants and only usually eat soup when it's cold or yucky outside. They are quick, belly-warming and can sometimes be very satisfying. Most of the time, though, I'd rather have a hot sandwich.

Somer blogs at Merry Wife of Canon ( http://www.merrywifeofcanon.com ) as well as Smell My Plate ( http://www.smellmyplate.com ).

SCanon 9 pts

I agree that it is simply...something else.
But to call it chili soup..it's deceiving almost. Like, I picture a runny pureed soup made from smoked, sweet, and hot peppers. Does that make sense?

Somer blogs at Merry Wife of Canon ( http://www.merrywifeofcanon.com ) as well as Smell My Plate ( http://www.smellmyplate.com ).

sassymonkey 522 pts moderator

And I'm enjoying you having to see soup every day on the BlogHer homepage. ;)

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

idyllicchick 5 pts

I LOVE chili. Love it! If it's not too soupy. I do like chicken noodle soup if it doesn't have too many of those, um... what are those green things called? Begeta... degetabl... VEGETABLES! If is doesn't have too many of those vegetables things in it. And I put a lot of crackers in it, so that it isn't so soupy. Other than that, no soup for me.

Denise 685 pts moderator

And you enjoyed it, didn't you?

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