I Have Proof: Escaped Gorillas of Dallas Texas
I walked up to my truck in Dallas. There on the parking lot beside the left front tire was a freshly discarded banana peel.
My first thought was: "Wow, I hope that banana peel doesn't cause a loss of traction and cause a wreck"
Second thought: "Wow, I hope the gorilla that escaped from the zoo is caught before he does more damage (more littering)"
Third thought: "Wow, I can't wait to put this in Facebook"
Fourth thought: "Remember to put the word 'Wow' at the beginning of each thought even though I didn't actually say Wow, there was a Wow feeling"
Fifth thought: "Wow, I had better take a picture of this banana peel or no one will believe me."
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