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[Editor's Note: I thought I knew about taking care of babies... until I brought my oldest son home. Thrown for a loop doesn't describe it! That's why this post at Sellabit Mum made me laugh so hard. I could have used a Baby Exit Interview, too! -Jenna]
I Needed a Better Baby Exit Interview:
I blame my lack of motherly instincts on the hospital where she was born. They let me take her home without asking me any questions.
Seriously, what the hell? Sure I was 34 and seemed normal and like a had the ability to take care of myself and presumably others. But they never asked me that.
Instead I found myself yelling at them as I was wheeled out of the door... ”You are really just letting me take this baby? How is that possible? You all are crazy thinking I know what to do with her? Where is the intensive training program?” Hell I got eight hours of training at work to learn how to video conference! You all gave me a five minute diaper changing and bathing demonstration and showed me how to put my nipple in her mouth and called it good!? This whole diaper/bath/nipple thing only lasts so long! What about when she’s five and nine and thirteen and sixteen? Where is that training? Can I call you all later? Is there a helpline?”
Read the rest for some giggles that we can all related to.
Photo Credit: treehouse1977.
