An Idea for Nicholas Sparks’ Next Novel

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Tall Curly Biscuit
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Tall Curly Biscuit and the Annals of Whizdumb
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Fodder for Nicholas Sparks' next novel taken straight from the news, so he can keep it even more real with the dying and stuff. I might be high on paint fumes right now.