If they don't like it, you can always hit them in the face with it!

I'm always on the hunt for a unique gift idea, and every once in a while I find one that I really, really like and post it here for no one to see because I know that one day people will find my page and be all, "Thank you! Thank you! That's the best idea EVER!" And then all of the sudden, everyone's going to start sharing my page with all of their friends and one of them is going to submit it to Ellen! Then one day, as I'm standing naked in the shower trying to rinse the soap out of my eyes, my phone will ring. I'll assume it's my mother because she always calls the minute I step into the shower, so I'll say, "Mom, can I call you back in ten minutes, I just got in the shower?" But it won't be my mom, it'll be Ellen Freaking DeGeneres and she'll be like, "Well hey, I'm pretty sure I'm not your mother, but I wanted to see if you'd be interested in hosting my show next week?" And that's when I'll wake up and realize that these pillows are real, and I'll write about them.



Uptown Artworks is a premier manufacturer of handmade custom pillows, wall art and personalized gifts; but it was the pillows that caught my eye. "Hmmm..." I thought, "What a cute idea for the baby's room or a gift for the bride and groom!" Their pillows are eco-friendly, produced with a natural cotton and linen blend fabric and custom designed, printed and crafted in the USA. For more information and custom options, please visit them online at www.uptownartworks.com.



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