I'm Mommy and I Know It

 
A Mother's Day Tribute, Yo
 
For those of you who have been on a self-imposed media blackout for the last six months or so:
 
1.  Thanks for making this your first stop on your pop-culture re-entry tour.
 
2.  You might be the only person in the world who doesn't know this song:
 
 
In keeping with the spirit of Mother's Day, I'd like to offer my own version of this LMFAO toe-tapper.
 
This goes out with love to all the mommies!

 
I'm Mommy and I Know It
 
 
Yeah, yeah
When I walk to school, kids look at me like, darn, she’s cool
I bounce to the beat, workin’ that crosswalk in my Shape-Ups feet
They see me stroll, my tricked-out Bugaboo is how I roll
My kiddie humor is oh-so-droll
And just like Oprah, I’m in control
 
Child, look at these highlights
Child, look at these invites
Child, look at these nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
Child, look at that swingset
Child, look at that new pet,
Child, look at that what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
When I walk on the school yard, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they’re staring at me
I got tissues in my purse and I ain’t afraid to
blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it
 
I’m Mommy and I know it.
 
Yeah
When I’m at the mall, I nurse like a pro when I hear the call
When I’m at the beach, I put sunscreen on my baby’s cheeks
This is how it is, and on the side I got a jewelry-makin’ biz
We gotta fix the van but don’t be nervous
’Cuz no one fears me like customer service
 
Child, look at these highlights
Child, look at these invites
Child, look at these nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
Child, look at that swingset
Child, look at that new pet,
Child, look at that what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
When I walk into dance class, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they’re staring at me
I got tissues in my purse and I ain’t afraid to
blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it
 
I’m Mommy and I know it.
 
Check it out:
 
Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Do the juggle mom
I do the juggle mom
I’m Mommy and I know it.
 
Child, look at these highlights
Child, look at these invites
Child, look at these nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
Child, look at that swingset
Child, look at that new pet,
Child, look at that what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
 
I’m Mommy and I know it!

 

Anna Lefler is the author of The CHICKtionary:  From A-Line to Z-Snap, the Words Every Woman Should Know (Adams Media, 2011).  She blogs at Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder and tweets at @AnnaLefler  For more information, visit www.annalefler.com.

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