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I was recently invited on a seven day cruise. It's a promotional thing, a press thing. Sounds great, of course, kind of amazing and yes, I'm excited and grateful for the opportunity. I'm sure I can get the week plus transit time off to go, and it's not just all expenses included, but it's got some added perks -- I'll get a mini-suite with a balcony, spa treatments, a shore excursion... the goodies that cost cruise passengers extra. I've never been on a cruise and I've been thinking a lot about how I should go on one -- it's an important part of the travel industry and I should probably, at some point find out what this experience looks like.
I'm turning it down all the same.
I didn't come to this easily -- seven days in a sunny locale in the time of lowering darkness in Seattle is a hard thing to walk away from. But consider the following. I hated Vegas. I hate shopping malls. I'm a little claustrophobic. I get seasick. I don't like crowds. I have a strong dislike for commodified experiences. In spite of all those things, I still considered going -- research, don't you know! -- until I talked to two very different people about the experience: my best friend (he's just come back from a short cruise) and a cruise expert (who'd been on a cruise just the day before). They both know me well and are familiar with my writing. And independently, they came to the same conclusion: I'd hate it.
Friend to me: "At some point, you're going to say to yourself, please, God, let me just get off this damn boat!" Cruise Expert to me: "Cruising is not going to give you anything close to a real travel experience. If you can just enjoy your room and the views of the ocean and act like it's a retreat, that's great, but I think you will find it frustrating."
With that feedback, I thought about what my posts would look like from the ship. Snarky. Nauseous. Frustrated. Sarcastic. Critical to a fault. Possibly even angry. I never embark on a comped undertaking thinking my job is to impress the provider with my glowing praise, but it would be wrong for me to do so feeling in advance that there was nothing redeeming about the opportunity save the fodder for black humor. It feels like a trap, one designed to bring out the worst in me.
Let me be clear. I'm not dissing cruising, it would be wrong for me to do so without having tried it. And I'm not saying I'll never do a cruise. I'm saying that this particular cruise isn't for me. Just like Vegas isn't for me, nor is a trip to fashion week in New York nor a week at Burning Man. (Surprised, aren't you?) Trying new things should be lit with joy and excitement, not sarcasm and dread. "I wouldn't normally do this but..." should be followed by "it seems so fun and different and full of potential that I couldn't resist."
Just for perspective, here are some blogs by folks that love cruises:
Cruise Diva: Award-winning writer and cruise travel guidebook author Linda Coffman shares news items, thoughts about the cruise industry, and bits of information for avid cruise passengers.
CruiseMates: CruiseMates is an independently owned and editorially unbiased "Internet Cruise Magazine and Cruise Information Guidebook" offering accurate and up-to-the-minute cruise information and providing a place for cruise enthusiasts to meet.
ShipCritic: ShipCritic Blog is a labor of love by Anne Campbell, a journalist who has been covering the cruise industry since 1993. Why a blog? This newfangled technology is the best way of interacting with cruisers, both first timers and veterans, who also share a passion for seeing the world by ship.
And just because I liked it, here's some cool footage of a 30's cruise from New York to Bermuda
Pam blogs about travel and other adventures at Nerd's Eye View.














