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Jessica Simpson Doesn't Brush Her Teeth

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Time to confess: How often do you brush your teeth? After every meal? Twice a day? Once at night? Or do you take the Jessica Simpson route and brush three times...a week? Simpson admitted on Ellen that she doesn't brush her teeth daily, often opting instead to simply wipe them down with a clean shirt.



A few weeks ago, a dentist came to my children's school to talk about oral hygiene, and he asked the kids who had brushed their teeth that morning. I'll admit that prior to his visit, when we are running out the door, trailing bags of dried cereal to eat in the car, shirts on backwards and shoelaces untied, permission slip dangling precariously out of the school bag, brushing teeth is one of those things that fly out the window. It was one of those late-start mornings where we ran into the building five minutes late. Nothing can shame a person faster than finding out that your children were the only two who didn't raise their hands when the dentist asked his question.

It was embarrassing, but the dentist was also right. Teeth do need to be brushed at least twice a day, preferably once after breakfast and once before bed, in order to remove plague and bacteria. And that's the minimum recommendation, according to the American Dental Association.

My kids are lucky that I'm their mother and not Jessica Simpson who might just toss them a clean T-shirt for a quick wipedown. Since that embarrassing day at school, I've been making sure we have enough time to brush, even laying out their clothes for the day near their toothbrush.

After reading about Simpson's habits, I called my cousin Roger (please, I was not going to embarrass myself and call my dentist with this question). Roger's a dentist up in New Jersey. I asked him what would happen if someone didn't brush her teeth.

At first, he gave the standard answer: your gums will become red, deposits will grow on your teeth and then harden (which is the reason your dentist needs to scrape deposits off your teeth at your six-month cleanings -- and that's with twice-daily brushing).

Eventually, Roger got suspicious about my motivation for asking -- as if he thought I might really be as stupid as he suspected I was when we were kids (after all, I am the cousin who forgot to pack pants last year when I went up to visit). When I told him about Simpson's confession to Ellen, he exploded into a raging river of information about why this was possibly one of the stupidest things she could do to her mouth.

"Are you kidding? She must be kidding. Her gums will bleed and this could cause cardiovascular problems. It could cause infections in her mouth, and the bleeding in her gums could get into her bloodstream and spread that infection to other areas of the body. She could lose her teeth from gum problems. Or cavities. Or both!"

As my cousin explained, until we're 20 we are cavity-prone. Then, as adults, we go through a period of time from our 20s into our mid-30s where we can somewhat abuse our body and it will still bounce back. So if Simpson doesn't brush now, her body can still compensate and keep trucking along as if nothing is wrong. But around age 35, the gums can no longer take the abuse and start showing the effects of that lack of care.

So there actually are important reasons to brush your teeth, ones that extend beyond the desire for fresh breath and non-mossy smile.

So fess up: how many times did you brush your teeth today

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Melissa writes Stirrup Queens and Lost and Found. Her book is Navigating the Land of If.

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KarenLynnn 241 pts

I brush in the morning and before bed, and floss most days twice a day. I used to be a slacker when it came to flossing, but i've had do much dental work done in the last 10 years. i don't want any more done either. this being said after ANOTHER extraction :(

Melissa Ford 26 pts

No one can knock daily when they look at three-times-a-week Simpson :-)

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

norarachel 5 pts

A number of years ago I got religion about flossing, and now floss pretty much every night. (I'd say I miss one night every couple of months.)

Despite this commitment to dental health, I usually only brush once a day (before bed). I have felt guilty about it, but now that I know I am doing way better than some people, I feel less bad about it.

http://www.nonlineargirl.com

Melissa Ford 26 pts

That's sort of the part that's a little surprising. No one has given her feedback before that this is a terrible idea? Any type of feedback that would clue her in that she might want to keep this information to herself if she's not going to change her ways?

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 26 pts

We haven't tried regular flossing yet for precisely that reason--it is so damn hard to get down into those tiny teeth!

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 26 pts

You have people who would do anything if they could to avoid gum disease and then you have Jessica Simpson, practically running forward to embrace oral problems.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

FeeFiFoto 5 pts

What an idiot! Even if I didn't brush my teeth twice a day, I'd never admit it on national television. Visit my blog: http://blog.FeeFiFoto.com

summer_embee 5 pts

I am a fanatic and was told by my dentist to stop brushing so much (I was doing it 3 or 4 times per day). Now I brush twice and floss once. And I go nuts if I can't. My 3-year-old also brushes twice per day (and then I brush her teeth after she tries) and we floss either the bottom or the top (alternating) each night. Should do the whole mouth but geez, have you tried flossing those tiny mouths? Not easy. Anyway, Jessica totally grosses me out now!

Summer Embee, http://summermb.wordpress.com

Chris--MomathonBlog.com 10 pts

Jessica Simpson is worried about the fact her teeth are too white and slippery. What about the fact not brushing leads to gum disease and even heart disease.

I would be laughing about this story except for the sobering fact that too many needy children and adults in the U.S. can't even afford toothbrushes and toothpaste.

--Chris

Chris writes the blog MomathonBlog.com and is a freelance writer and illustrator. She also answers to the names of chief dog walker, grocery hauler, and "the one with the keys to the car.

Melissa Ford 26 pts

I also got the overzealous brushing talk from my oral surgeon. What I didn't realize until this year how much the softness of the bristles makes a difference. You're supposed to use a soft brush.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

anglocelta 5 pts

Ironically, I have long been fanatic about oral hygiene - brushing twice daily, flossing, oral rinses - and I have TERRIBLE teeth! It's genetic for me, just plain old weak enamel. Most of what's in my mouth now is "restorative" work, code name for crowns (and I'll bet good money Ms. Simpson's got porcelain veneers or even full crowns. Few in show biz are rockin' the teeth they came with, LOL!) Anyway, my dentist has actually warned me about brushing TOO zealously, and has also taught me how to floss correctly (along the sides of the teeth, being careful not to jam the floss up into the gums.)

Melissa Ford 26 pts

I was diagnosed with gum disease even after religious brushing and flossing. That's the thing--it can happen even if you do everything right. So when you see someone like Jessica doing everything wrong...

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

BarbD 5 pts

Jessica is welcome to continue her poor oral hygiene.

I was diagnosed with gum disease three years ago. Two deep cleanings and two oral surgeries later, you can bet I'm a LOT more diligent about my dental care routine. My share of the cost after insurance? Over $6000. And it earned me a permanent every three months visit with either my dentist or periodontist from now on.

Not that I was ever as lax as Jessica, but I wasn't good about flossing. Now I religiously use not only floss but an interdental brush to go between teeth. I'm a newly converted fan of TePe Interdental brushes, which come in a variety of sizes including one small enough to get through the smallest spaces. (A Swedish product I learned about from a friend on a recent trip through Europe, but available online in the U.S.)

I'm over 50 and dental health problems tend to increase with age. I try to be a walking warning sign about starting early!

Barb

BarbD blogs at The Middle Way ( http://barberra.typepad.com/ ) about things that capture her interest at midlife.

Melissa Ford 26 pts

That was my cousin's reaction. I believe he yelled, "she's kidding" or "I can't believe she's being serious" at least 20 times. I had pulled him out of a lunch with friends and I knew exactly what he'd go back to the table to talk about when we were done.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 26 pts

One cannot discount the counting idea after the chicken-of-the-sea comment.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 26 pts

Skipping the flossing is a big I'm-too-tired move of mine and even that fills with me guilt.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

De 5 pts

I simply don't believe she doesn't take care of them - unless she's lost all of her teeth already and she's dazzling us with her dentures! - and I think it's very irresponsible of her to set such an example.

http://www.blogher.com/don%E2%80%99t-blame-dentist

ShoreBookworm 17 pts

On Facebook I suggested perhaps she does brush every day but doesn't know how to count? Perhaps she doesn't actually know what a 'week' is? Maybe she was afraid Ellen was going to come on to her so she took evasive action?

Just listening to her makes MY teeth (brushed multiple times daily) ache.

Marie

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SouthBayRantsnRaves 8 pts

I don't know about you but I just get this gross feeling if I fall asleep without brushing my teeth (admit it you've done it too). If I get that after one night, I wonder if she gets that too, especially after several days. I brush twice a day & have gotten into the habit of doing so at night before I get too sleepy. It helps.

~Bianca~

Bianca is the writer behind South Bay Rants n Raves ( http://southbayrantsnraves.wordpress.com/ )

Melissa Ford 26 pts

That would definitely kick my ass to brush more. Perhaps Jessica should aim to marry into a family of dentists.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

JennaHatfield 67 pts

My mother-in-law is my dental hygienist. I brush and floss and rinse and panic about my out-of-line teeth on a more-than-twice-daily basis.

Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )), from Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ), is a freelance writer and newspaper photographer.

Melissa Ford 26 pts

I think everyone but Jessica Simpson would agree :-)

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 26 pts

I'm the same routine--brush twice a day and floss at night with the second brushing. Though my cousin sounded displeased to hear my brushing routine and said, "you know, you could bump it up a bit."

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Susan Getgood 5 pts

Twice a day. Every day. And floss at night.

It's better than dentures like my grandparents had.

Susan Getgood blogs at Marketing Roadmaps ( http://getgood.com/roadmaps ), Snapshot Chronicles ( http://snapshotchronicles.com ) and Snapshot Chronicles Roadtrip ( http://snapshotchronicles.com/roadtrip ).